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Uhm! Let me answer with this at least 50 e-mails i have received in the last 2 weeks asking if i would stop reviewing porn just because i have been father for the first time. Well, answer is NO. That's my promise from the heart; same as the title reviewing today.

There’s one thing I know every time I put a David Stanley porn into my DVD player: it’s going to be an interesting story. But the surprise I got from viewing Promises Of The Heart is how great a job Stanley did with the sex scenes. Each one of them is pretty hot, and the opening threesome between Jenna Haze, Mia Smiles and Evan Stone is one of the best I’ve seen in a couples’ feature this year.

The movie stars Jenna Haze and Chris Cannon as a pair of friends who (on Chris’ birthday) decide that if they aren’t with someone in a year’s time, they will get married to each other. Jenna says this more-or-less as a joke, but Chris takes it seriously, and when his next birthday rolls around, he confronts her with what she said a year ago.

It’s important to point out here that most of what happens in Promises Of The Heart occurs as a flashback. The movie begins with an injured and bloodied Chris being loaded onto an ambulance, and the movie basically details how he got to that point. We don’t find out exactly what has happened to Chris or what the result is until the very end of the movie. The DVD of Promises Of The Heart offers the movie in anamorphic widescreen with 5.1 Dolby sound. Extras on the disc consist of a bonus scene with Jenna and Evan (taken from The Morgan Sex Project 6); the trailer for Promises; a 19-minute Making-Of featurette; slides shows; biographies for the girls; six trailers; and the standard promotional material one will find on all Wicked DVD releases.

The first David Stanley movie I’ve seen where the sex is better than the story, Promises Of The Heart is fun for any fan of Jenna Haze, yet still interesting enough to keep the attention of female viewers who may be watching alone or as part of a couple.

It has been so long since we’ve seen Tera Patrick in a boy/girl scene without hubby Evan Seinfeld (aka Spyder Jonez), that I almost forgot just how sexy she can be on camera. Vivid legend Paul Thomas takes the helm for this one, and it’s a movie that’s well-shot, well-written (by Toni G.) and has some great sex in it. In short, it’s Tera’s best movie in years.

The movie takes a look at the fashion world, but lest anyone think this is an attempt to rip off Evil Angel’s Fashionistas, Fashion Undergound takes a totally different slant on it. Tera essentially plays herself, except here she is one of the world’s best-known fashion models instead of one of the world’s best-known adult stars. While Tera gives a great performance here (in addition to reminding us how erotic she is, Thomas’ movie also reminds us that Ms. Patrick is also a fairly good actress), the best/most interesting one comes from Penny Flame, who plays a southern (including accent) reporter who begins the movie covering the fashion show, but by the end of the film has become a fashion model herself.

There’s a lot of sexual action in Fashion Underground, most notably Tera’s two boy/girl scenes – one at the opening of the movie, and one at the end. Her first scene is with Tommy Gunn at a fashion party that’s being thrown, and has her slipping out of a sexy black dress to reveal even sexier black lingerie. She sits on Tommy’s face to allow him to lick her out, then drops to her knees in front of him and gives him a nice blowjob. The two then go into doggy penetration on the floor; hop up to a nearby couch for some reverse cowgirl; then move back to the floor for some cowgirl. The scene wraps up with Tera masturbating for Tommy, and Tommy proceeding to jerk his load onto her tits.

The best scenes of the movie are the last two, starting with an extremely hot scene between Penny Flame and Chris Cannon in a hotel kitchen. Penny looks absolutely stunning in black lingerie and black thigh-highs, and the character she is playing is so naughty, that most viewers are going to have a hard time “making it” to the final scene in the film...which is another scorcher – this time with Tera and Jean Val Jean. The movie appears to have been shot (in a combination of both film and video, depending on the scene) with HD cameras, but hasn’t been anamorphically enhanced for this release – meaning viewers will be forced to watch a letterboxed version...really the only downside of this DVD release.

Extras on the disc include a nice 19-minute behind the scenes featurette; five bonus scenes taken from other Vivid releases (including scenes with Monique Alexander, Mercedez, Stefani Morgan and Briana Banks); slide shows; a text biography of Tera; and five trailers for other Vivid movies, including a sneak-peak at the upcoming Reign Of Tera 2.

Fashion Underground will remind everyone out there why Tera Patrick is one of the biggest stars in adult. It’s only a shame we couldn’t get this release a month ago, since I’m guessing it would have been nominated for numerous AVN awards. Regardless, it’s a DVD that you shouldn’t hesitate in picking up.

Early on in the commentary track that is part of Island Fever 4, director Joone claims that this is the movie he wanted to make when he shot Island Fever 3. And the difference between the two is quite noticeable. While the action is essentially the same as the previous three volumes (i.e. romantic couplings in exotic locations), there’s little doubt that this is the best-looking and best-edited Island Fever to date.

At over three-hours in length (spread across two DVDs), this is also the longest Island Fever to date, although that doesn’t mean Joone has lengthened the sex scenes. Instead, he gives us no less than 20 sexual segments with a mix of solo scenes, lesbian sessions, and some good, ol’ fashioned boy/girl action.

The majority of the scenes have been shot on location in Bora Bora, although I think a few of them have been filmed at a different location. After a rollicking, almost music video-like opening credits sequence (which will give you an idea of how the rest of the scenes have been edited), the movie begins with Jesse Jane and Jana Cova making out on the beach at the edge of the water. There’s no toy use whatsoever in Island Fever 4, so sapphic purists should be happy to hear that it’s all fingers and tongues in this segment – including a nice bit where Jesse finger-fucks Jana’s ass.

Our two other Digital Playground contract stars are next, as Teagan Presley and Sophia Santi have their own girl/girl session. This one’s not really hardcore, and basically consists of some kissing and mild touching. Teagan, by the way, is the real standout star of this volume of Island Fever. Not only does she look fantastic in all of her scenes, but her boy/girl encounters are far and away the best pairings in the movie. At over three hours (199 minutes, to be more exact), I can see the reason for Island Fever 4 to be spread across two DVDs...while it certainly could have been fit on one disc, picture quality would have suffered, and that quality is one of the best reasons to pick the movie up (it’s by far one of the most visually stunning adult releases this year). However, the break between Discs One and Two is rather jarring...and it does seem to take you out of your “fantasy vacation” for a few minutes while you replace the disc.

The movie is presented in widescreen anamoprhic, with the option of listening to a 5.1 or 2.0 Dolby track. There’s also an optional feature-length commentary track that features, among others, Joone, Jesse Jane, Teagan Presley, Sophia Santi, and Robby D. The extras on Disc Three continue with “Crazy Evan’s Island Movie” which is a 8 ½ minute short film directed by Evan Stone which is kind of a spoof of The Island of Dr. Moreau. “Bora Bora Moments” are some more short behind the scenes clips, including playing bacci ball; having dinner; and (in a clear indication that this movie was shot long before we lost the “Crocodile Hunter”) screwing around with stingrays!

The only caveat that potential customers will want to note is that once again this latest edition of Island Fever features a music-only track, meaning you won’t hear the “moans and groans” of the performers during the sex. But this is the way they’ve done it from the beginning, so why mess with a winning formula?. Island Fever 4 is everything you would expect it to be, and if you were a big fan of the previous versions, you won’t be disappointed by what you get here. It’s visually stunning, well-shot, and includes enough extras to keep you busy until Island Fever 5 is released...which I’m guessing is a sure bet after witnessing the quality of work that went into this title.

Is there any more welcome comeback to the porn industry this year than the lovely Cassidey? She was on her way to becoming one of the biggest adult stars of all time when she left Vivid over five years ago. Now she’s back – a little older, a little wiser, but still a sizzling presence on the screen.

In fact, the only downside to Paul Thomas’ Heavy Breathing is that we don’t get to see Cassidey take any cock in the movie. I’m not sure if she’s exclusively girl/girl now, but even if she is – watching Cassidey do another chick with a strap-on is about 10 times more appealing than watching most other porn chicks doing straight sex.

The movie here revolves around a police officer (played by Derrick Pierce) who has been assigned to a case where he needs to investigate people who dial up phone sex lines. The secret Derrick is hiding from his superior officer (Tiffany Taylor) is that he himself is hooked on similar sex lines – specifically one hosted by Cassidey, who opens the movie with a dildo masturbation scene while Derrick listens on the other end of the phone.

It is important to note that this movie appears to have been shot with hi-def equipment and has been anamorphically enhanced for your viewing enjoyment. This is notable not only because Vivid has just started to offer anamoprhic DVDs with some of their releases, but because this may the first time a Paul Thomas (who usually prefers film to video) movie has been presented anamorphically.

I was hoping Vivid might include more Cassidey scenes as part of the Vivid Bonus Clips they include on each of their release, but instead they’ve chosen to give us more recent scenes with the likes of Sunrise Adams, Tawny Roberts, Dasha, Mercedez and Savanna Samson. There is a 17-minute Behind The Scenes segment where Cassidey talks about, among other things, why she got back into porn and where she’s been. Four trailers for other Vivid releases are also included as part of the bonus material.

Can a porn movie be scary and sexy at the same time? It can if you're director Michael Raven and you’re at the helm of The Visitors - one of the spookiest adult features I have ever seen.

There’s a lot to admire about The Visitors DVD release, but let’s start with the movie itself. This is a simple story, shot on what appears to be a modest budget (or at least a mid-range one), but yet it’s one of the best adult releases of 2006. Why, you ask? Story...plain and simple. Raven, who often lets his music video style get the best of him, doesn’t bombard the viewer with too many quick cuts or fancy visuals. He lets the story drive the movie, and we all appreciate that.

Also, Raven makes the extremely smart move of never giving us a direct look at the aliens...they exist in the shadows (aptly, Raven originally wanted to call this movie “The Shadow People”), and because we never get to see exactly what they look like or find out their true purpose, it makes the movie that much more scary. As any horror filmmaker worth his salt will tell you, a movie monster is much more terrifying when you don’t let the audience see it...that’s because the monster we create in our mind’s eye is almost always much more terrifying than anything a filmmaker could put on-screen.

But hey, you want to know about the sex, right? Raven’s story doesn’t skimp on the erotic action, with five boy/girl scenes and one alien abduction involving star Kimberly Kane and an alien probe. Remember those horror movies from the 80s where having sex on camera also meant that you were next on the serial killer’s menu? Raven does a similar thing here, where shortly after the sex, the participants are abducted. So after the “moans and groans,” get ready for some additional screaming.

As if the film alone wasn’t enough reason to pick this one up, Wicked Pictures has gone all-out with the bonus features, providing a second DVD in this set that is just loaded with material (and some pretty nifty menus, to boot). The second DVD is divided up into four different sections: “Classified Recon,” “Analysis Database,” “Auxiliary Stimulus,” and “Intelligence Report”.

The “Classified Recon” section is full of behind the scenes material, starting with a 24-minute making-of featurette entitled Incident At Desert City. “Analysis Database” is where you’ll find all the sexually-themed bonus material, starting with a 15-minute look at some of the sex in the movie from the crew’s point of view. The “Auxiliary Stimulus” section of Disc 2 contains 3-minutes worth of bloopers/outtakes from the movie. “Intelligence Report” is the area of Disc 2 where you’ll find all the slide shows, with separate sections for the female stars, the sex scenes, the overall movie, and behind the scenes photos. Cast biographies are also located in this section.

If there’s a downside to The Visitors, it’s that the movie leaves you wanting more. Who are these mysterious aliens? Where do they come from? What do they want? The truth is still out there, but until Wicked decides to green-light a sequel, we’ll have this release of The Visitors for those late nights when we’re looking to be both aroused and scared at the same time.

After a number of mild directorial efforts for Wicked, David Stanley finally seems to be getting back into form with Just Like That - meaning he’s returned to the surreal and strange storylines that make him one of the most interesting directors in porn. Just Like That, which stars Wicked Contract Girl Kirsten Price and Wicked Contract Guy Randy Spears, isn’t a knockout title, but it is an enjoyable one, with just enough of Stanley’s “weirdness” to keep the viewer’s attention.

Just Like That is presented in anamorphic widescreen with 5.1 Dolby sound, so both the video and audio are top-notch on this disc. The bonus features include a scene between Kirsten and Chris Cannon from Duality; a 22-minute behind the scenes featurette; some slide shows; star biographies; and 6 trailers for other Wicked releases.

Just Like That is a quirky, and often downright confusing, comedy – but it’s the type of movie that fans of David Stanley should embrace. I wasn’t crazy about the foot fetish focus that most of the scenes took, but since this is a theme that a lot of adult couples’ titles don’t really focus on, those into that particular fetish should certainly enjoy what they see here.

She does. Well, i never imagined i would get an Odeo podcast directly from Briana Banks regarding the last post i did some days ago. She wanted me to review her last title : Briana loves Rocco. True or false, the podcast voice was the same as the voice i remember when i first talked with her in the last AVN awards. This is for you (or whoever you are).

There’s an underlying message about the connection between violence, love and sex in the David Stanley-written, Paul Thomas-directed Briana Loves Rocco, but don’t let the heavy-handed storyline stand in your way. The bottom line on this one is that we get to see Briana Banks and Rocco Siffredi “getting busy” in two hot scenes, and that should be enough reason to add this one to your porn shelf.

The movie was shot in Budapest, and has Briana playing a film student and Rocco playing a director of porn movies (no big stretch there!). The two first lock eyes at an outdoor café, leading to a fantasy sequence where they make out on a carriage in the woods (the well-schooled viewer will recognize this same carriage from Paul Thomas’ Sextet). Fans will be happy to hear that there is some anal in this scene – with Briana bending over in the standing doggy position; no big news. As is par for the course with most of his sex scenes, Rocco is aggressive...but not so aggressive that this movie still can’t be labeled as a couples’ film.

The other primary male character in Briana Loves Rocco is a professor played by Alberto Rey, who is teaching a “Violence In Cinema” class. He’s also got eyes for cute little Karina, whom he takes advantage of on a dining room table. There’s no anal in this scene, but Alberto does finger her ass at one point when she’s working a clear jelly dildo in and out of her pussy. The scene ends fine. Go check it yourself.

As far as the plot goes, none of the female characters are treated properly by their men in the movie, which leads to a conclusion where everyone exacts revenge. It’s far from a “happy ending,” but like I said, the main reason to get Briana Loves Rocco is for the sex, not for the story.

The movie is presented in the full-frame format, but the footage is rather sharp and looks like Paul Thomas decided to shoot on video rather than film this time around. Extras on the DVD include a six-minute behind the scene featurette (where it’s very hard to hear the audio); five scenes from other Vivid titles (including appearances by Savanna Samson, Mercedez, Dasha, and others); a pair of slide shows; and four trailers for other Vivid releases, including the upcoming Emperor that stars Rocco and Janine.

All i want is your sexy voice asking for it.

I am still alive. Yes i am. Too much work and tons of visits to my wife's doctor to follow up the baby coming in 5 months time. Yes i have already ordered some t-shirts for him / her. We still don´t know.

But i didn't come here to write about my baby. I just wanted to review some porn. Some porn from the latest Vivid's contract girl, Lacie.

Before examining Lacie’s Life as a movie, it’s important to point out that this DVD is one of the first anamorphic transfers seen from the folks at Vivid Pictures. While it’s not as crisp and clear as anamorphic transfers seen from some of the other major adult studios, it’s nice to see that Vivid has finally gotten with the program and now viewers with widescreen TVs can enjoy Vivid Girls in all their 16x9 glory.

As for the movie itself, it’s pretty special too. Lacie Heart is Vivid’s newest Contract Girl, and she’s a cutie...kind of a cross between Teagan Presley and Jenna Jameson. The good news is that she’s very photogenic as well...one of the few newbies I’ve seen that seems to be having fun while on camera...and that’s always a good sign that she’ll be around for a long time. The movie is more gonzo than anything else, as a cameraman follows Lacie around for a day – giving Lacie’s Life a sort of “reality television” twist to it. Lacie participates in all of the movie’s sex scenes, and there’s a nice progression – from solo masturbation in Scene One to a full-blown five-person orgy at the conclusion.

Extras on the DVD includes some nice bonus scenes from other releases that include appearances by Sunrise Adams, Briana Banks, Devon and Kody. There’s also a text bio for Lacie; a pair of slide shows; and four trailers for other Vivid releases. Vivid’s got a hot one on their hands here – Lacie Heart is the “real deal” and should quickly become one of adult’s most popular girls, should she decide to make a career out of porn. Regardless, you’ll want to add Lacie’s Life to your collection...it’s a keeper.

The one writing here gets tired of nonsense reviews and technorati's Top Search during the last week. It is time to talk about what you all wanted to know, the porn adaptation (not that bad, IMO) for The Da Vinci Code. Enjoy below.

Get ready to unlock the darkest secret in human history...turns out that Leonardo DaVinci used his own cum to paint the Mona Lisa! Or at least that’s what director Jerome Tanner would have you believe as he spoofs one of the best selling novels of all-time with a porn release that is set to launch at the same time that other movie does (you know, the one that has Forrest Gump and Amelie running around Paris).

The Da Vinci Load opens with Frank Bukkwyd and Hailey Paige investigating the death of Claudio Meloni, who has been found naked in a Los Angeles museum shot in the head. On the floor below his body, written in Claudio’s cum, are the words “Teabag Nadia Saint”.

It turns out that Nadia Saint (played by Missy Monroe) is a professor who teaches a class on sexuality and claims that the male orgasm is a path to seeing the true face of God (and I’m sure that anyone who’s been lucky enough to have sex with Missy can vouch for that!). So in The Da Vinci Load’s first sex scene, viewers get to see Missy having sex with two of her students – played by Steve Holmes and Scott Nails. This is a great way to open the movie, as we get to see Missy get anally pounded and double penetrated in several positions before the guys take turns dumping their loads on her face and glasses.

Missy goes to the murder site and has a flashback in her mind when she puts her hands on Claudio’s penis. Claudio apparently had sex with a hooker just moments before his death, and Frank has a pretty good idea who that hooker might be. Meanwhile, it is finally revealed to the home viewer that James Deen is the guy who pulled the trigger on Claudio, and he’s now trying to get payment from those who hired him for the job. James is picked up by an ice cream truck full of hot chicks, including sexy box cover girl Joey Hart, who starts blowing Joey in the back of the truck before taking him back to her place for a couch-fuck that includes missionary, reverse cowgirl and standing doggy. The end of the scene has both James blasting a load into Joey’s face, and the Ice Cream girls blasting a bullet into James!

Frank has tracked down the hooker (played by Tory Lane) and brought her down to the police station for interrogation. Tory relates how she hooked up with Claudio on the night of the murder, and viewers get to see their sizzling pairing in the museum, which features reverse cowgirl, missionary and standing doggy. After depositing his load in Tory’s mouth and face, Claudio is assaulted by James Deen, who shoots him and forces Tory to write the mysterious message on the floor. But we find out that the full message she wrote was “Lee Teabag Nadia Saint” – and that Lee Teabag (played by Evan Stone) is actually a local professor who knows a lot about Leonardo Da Vinci.

It’s at this point in the movie that we discover that Leonardo used his own sperm in the creation of the Mona Lisa, and a mysterious group called “The Priory of Semen” has had James Deen steal the real Mona Lisa in hopes of using the sperm contained on it to clone another Leonardo. Sound complex and convoluted? Well, don’t think about it too much...instead just enjoy the next sex scene, which teams Haley Paige with Evan Stone, and ends with the best pop-shot in the movie, as Evan literally coats Haley’s face with his jizz.

In the final sex scene, we finally catch up with the mysterious Priory, which is an all-girl group led by Eva Angelina. Girl/girl fans should absolutely love this segment, which is a six-girl orgy featuring Eva, Michelle Maylene, Missy Monroe, Hailey Paige, Jasmine Tame and Charlotte Stokely. The action includes plenty of toys (many of them being used anally) and a splash of strap-on use between a few of the ladies.

If there’s a letdown here, it’s that Hustler really could have turned this into a “big budget” release and chose not to. Production values here are about on level with the majority of adult features being released; so don’t expect a lot when it comes to set design, wardrobe, or even some of the acting. However, the sex is good and the story is fun and lighthearted – so if you’re a fan of Dan Brown’s novel or Ron Howard’s movie, you’ll find a lot to enjoy in The Da Vinci Load.

Digital Playground contract girl Jana Cova gets one of her biggest releases to date with Celeste’s Hot Rod For Sinners, although the result is a mixed bag. The redeeming factor is that Jesse Jane makes an appearance in two hot scenes, but with Jana still being an all-girl performer and Celeste still giving viewers scenes that mute-out the sexual sounds of the talent, one wonders the appeal that Hot Rod For Sinners is going to have with couples/women and hardcore raincoaters alike.

Although the title itself doesn’t live up to some of Celeste’s previous efforts, the audio/video quality is once again top-notch (anamorphic widescreen and 5.1 Dolby), and the extras aren’t bad either – and includes 23 minutes worth of extended/deleted footage from two of the movie’s eleven sex scenes. A photo gallery, text bios for Jesse and Jana, and 10 trailers for other releases are also included on the DVD.

I’d like to recommend this one to Jesse Jane fans on the basis of her scene with Scott (which is great), but that alone probably isn’t worth a purchase. However, if you’re a die-hard fan of Jana’s, you’ll have plenty to watch on this release – just be aware that the girl/girl action might be a little “softer” than the kind of stuff you’re used to seeing in the typical Celeste vignette movie.

Buf! Normalmente los amantes del porno tienen que esperar a más de la mitad del año para poder difrutar de un gran título de Wicked Pictures, por eso esta release ha sido una gran sorpresa para lo pronto del año en curso, algo tan bien hecho necesita ser citado aquí en Nv30. Para aquellos que no lo sepan como curiosidad, ésta es la última película en la que Kaylani Lei es protagonista antes de abandonar el estudio de Wicked Pictures como Contract Girl. En éste título, Kaylani es la reina egipcia Neferkala, cuya tumba estuvo sin profanar durante cientos de años hasta que Randy Spears la descubre nada más empezar el título.

Curse Eternal ha sido escrita y dirigida por Brad Armstrong, y tenemos que decir que está muy bien hecha (cómo casi todo lo de Wicked Pictures), muy bien rodada, muy cuidada y muy orientada al sexo en pareja. Si tuvieramos que hablar de algo malo tendríamos que decir que el argumento es demasiado serio (Ahahahaha, a mí todos aquellos que no se creen que en una producción porno hay argumento); habría sido mucho más entretenida si de las 2 horas y 34 minutos que contienen los 3 discos no se pasaran hablando casi 53 minutos.

El primer par de DVDs son la película en sí con un total de 2 horas y 34 minutos como comentabamos anteriormente, con 9 escenas de sexo (10 si contamos las 2 tomas de la orgía de Jessica). El DVD está en formato widescreen anamorphic con 5.1 Dolby y la opción de escuchar o bien los diálogos o bien música de esas que todos conocemos (ritmo acompasado, etc, etc, etc ... todos la hemos imitado alguna vez entre los colegas). Con 2 opciones más de idiomas, español y alemán.

Curse Eternal es de largo la mejor release en lo que va de año 2006, y una película obligada para los fans de Kaylani ya que probablemente sea la última vez que la vemos enfrente de las cámaras. Anoten éste título para los próximos AVN Awards , yo ya ando convenciendo a mi señora esposa para estar allí. Hueso duro de roer.

Laurent Sky’s Porno Revolution isn’t a home run, but it’s a solid ground-rule double, that’s for sure. It scores a lot of points just for being different. It may not have the best sex I’ve seen in a release so far this year, but it did provide some of the best visuals and downright originality I’ve seen in a porn title in a long time. The movie is a mish-mash of different things, with the parts not really adding up to a whole. It’s part feature, part all-sex and part vignette movie – with only four sex scenes in all, but scenes that are well-shot and fun to watch.

Porno Revolution doesn’t even begin the way you think it will...it starts off with a rap video that seems to have little to do with the movie that follows. Then, after the opening credits roll, there’s a bit about a group of Chinese scientists who have done an MRI on Laurent Sky in order to find out why his porn movies are so creative. We then go to a scene where Randy Spears (who cameos throughout, but doesn’t engage in any sex) has been kidnapped by Bolivians and is being held for ransom. The movie also has a number of segments where blonde Samantha Ryan is commenting on what is going on (sadly, Samantha doesn’t engage in any sexual activities, either).

At first glance, extras seem on the slim side, but the behind the scenes is quite entertaining and runs about 26-minutes in length. The DVD also includes a slide show and a chapter selection. The video quality is quite sharp, and the movie is presented in the full-frame format. Audio is in 2.0 Dolby. With an almost music-video feel to the whole production, Porno Revolution isn’t going to appeal to the hardcore raincoaters out there. However, those looking for something a little different and something that’s definitely a lot more creative than your typical porn title will want to give Porno Revolution a look.

If But I'm With The Band is any indication of the kind of Wicked Contract Girl Keri Sable might have been, porn fans are really going to be missing out. As most of you already know, the sweet and petite star recently decided to give up porn and go back to school for her education. Her gain...our loss. But Keri still has a few more releases due out, and this one is one of the best features I've seen her in. Directed by Brad Armstrong, the movie has Keri playing a rock groupie, who will do anything...and I do mean anything...to get backstage with her favorite rocker, Blade (played appropriately enough by Barrett Blade).

One of the nicest things about this DVD is that Wicked has anamorphically enhanced the picture, which means widescreen TV owners will be able to enjoy the picture in it's full glory without having to zoom in or make any adjustments. Oddly, although the DVD advertises 5.1 Dolby, I found that the track was only 2.0. This is especially odd since virtually every Wicked feature in the past several years has contained 5.1 sound. Extras on the disc are made up of a 26-minute behind the scenes featurette; an 11-minute Keri Sable/Eric Masterson scene taken from Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre; slide shows; cast bios; and promo materials that include a look at the 2006 Wicked Girl reel that debuted at the AVN Show this past January.

She Would Do Anything To Get In... And She Did! . A "Sold Out" sign wasn't going to stop the ravishing Keri Sable from getting to the band of her dreams. But how far would she actually go to reach them? Watch Keri along with a harem of other hot & horny groupies as they go through ticket-takers, security and whoever else gets in their way!