» May 2006 (9 posts)

The first CSS World Awards all over the globe. Websites submitted to CSS Mania from may 2005 to may 2006. Why CSS World Awards?. To recognize the work done by developers that build websites using CSS. And basically to heighten the awareness of the companies using Web Standards.

That's what we have been working on during the last weeks. Enjoy and submit your site to the huge archive. You still have a couple of days to go.

No quería haber escrito mis opiniones al respecto, pero he visto que Jose Luis sí que lo hacía en Sentidoweb y me ha he animado. Si ustedes tienen algo que decir hablen conmigo por favor.

Yo sí que tengo mis inclinaciones claras respecto a toda esta historia. Siempre me inclino del lado del diseño. Y Fresqui lo tiene, y mejor. Por otra parte el señor Ricardo Galli (ese que dicen tan inteligente) me parece un inepto de cojones ; no vamos a poner en duda su trayectoria, pero el mero hecho de meterse en peleas de patio de colegio me resulta de ineptos. La gente de Fresqui tampoco se queda atrás en cuanto a ineptitud. A uno se ve que le sobra el tiempo para sacar las IPs de no se cuantos nicks distintos que se han registrado para no se que complot ; y al otro que no lo conocía nadie y al que se le ha hecho una publicidad de cojones con todo este rollo. Unos ganan algo de dinero, otros no se comen un rosco.

Aún así, a ambos contrincantes quería recomendarles un par de películas porno, para que se la Meneen agusto al Fresqui. Al señor Galli una película que salió hace apenas 4 dias, Anal Expedition 10; a los señores de Fresqui la no menos sugestiva Kiss Me Stupid de hace ya mas de 8 meses. Carátulas disponibles a lo largo del post. Y que ustedes las disfruten y se dejen de pajas mentales y de guerras varias.

The one writing here gets tired of nonsense reviews and technorati's Top Search during the last week. It is time to talk about what you all wanted to know, the porn adaptation (not that bad, IMO) for The Da Vinci Code. Enjoy below.

Get ready to unlock the darkest secret in human history...turns out that Leonardo DaVinci used his own cum to paint the Mona Lisa! Or at least that’s what director Jerome Tanner would have you believe as he spoofs one of the best selling novels of all-time with a porn release that is set to launch at the same time that other movie does (you know, the one that has Forrest Gump and Amelie running around Paris).

The Da Vinci Load opens with Frank Bukkwyd and Hailey Paige investigating the death of Claudio Meloni, who has been found naked in a Los Angeles museum shot in the head. On the floor below his body, written in Claudio’s cum, are the words “Teabag Nadia Saint”.

It turns out that Nadia Saint (played by Missy Monroe) is a professor who teaches a class on sexuality and claims that the male orgasm is a path to seeing the true face of God (and I’m sure that anyone who’s been lucky enough to have sex with Missy can vouch for that!). So in The Da Vinci Load’s first sex scene, viewers get to see Missy having sex with two of her students – played by Steve Holmes and Scott Nails. This is a great way to open the movie, as we get to see Missy get anally pounded and double penetrated in several positions before the guys take turns dumping their loads on her face and glasses.

Missy goes to the murder site and has a flashback in her mind when she puts her hands on Claudio’s penis. Claudio apparently had sex with a hooker just moments before his death, and Frank has a pretty good idea who that hooker might be. Meanwhile, it is finally revealed to the home viewer that James Deen is the guy who pulled the trigger on Claudio, and he’s now trying to get payment from those who hired him for the job. James is picked up by an ice cream truck full of hot chicks, including sexy box cover girl Joey Hart, who starts blowing Joey in the back of the truck before taking him back to her place for a couch-fuck that includes missionary, reverse cowgirl and standing doggy. The end of the scene has both James blasting a load into Joey’s face, and the Ice Cream girls blasting a bullet into James!

Frank has tracked down the hooker (played by Tory Lane) and brought her down to the police station for interrogation. Tory relates how she hooked up with Claudio on the night of the murder, and viewers get to see their sizzling pairing in the museum, which features reverse cowgirl, missionary and standing doggy. After depositing his load in Tory’s mouth and face, Claudio is assaulted by James Deen, who shoots him and forces Tory to write the mysterious message on the floor. But we find out that the full message she wrote was “Lee Teabag Nadia Saint” – and that Lee Teabag (played by Evan Stone) is actually a local professor who knows a lot about Leonardo Da Vinci.

It’s at this point in the movie that we discover that Leonardo used his own sperm in the creation of the Mona Lisa, and a mysterious group called “The Priory of Semen” has had James Deen steal the real Mona Lisa in hopes of using the sperm contained on it to clone another Leonardo. Sound complex and convoluted? Well, don’t think about it too much...instead just enjoy the next sex scene, which teams Haley Paige with Evan Stone, and ends with the best pop-shot in the movie, as Evan literally coats Haley’s face with his jizz.

In the final sex scene, we finally catch up with the mysterious Priory, which is an all-girl group led by Eva Angelina. Girl/girl fans should absolutely love this segment, which is a six-girl orgy featuring Eva, Michelle Maylene, Missy Monroe, Hailey Paige, Jasmine Tame and Charlotte Stokely. The action includes plenty of toys (many of them being used anally) and a splash of strap-on use between a few of the ladies.

If there’s a letdown here, it’s that Hustler really could have turned this into a “big budget” release and chose not to. Production values here are about on level with the majority of adult features being released; so don’t expect a lot when it comes to set design, wardrobe, or even some of the acting. However, the sex is good and the story is fun and lighthearted – so if you’re a fan of Dan Brown’s novel or Ron Howard’s movie, you’ll find a lot to enjoy in The Da Vinci Load.

I already talked about red , blue and orange while doing some webdesign. I guess it is time to do some mythbusting with pink.

In some cultures, such as the US ( i would say everywhere ), pink is the color of little girls. It represents sugar and spice and everything nice. Pink for men goes in and out of style. Most people still think of pink as a feminine, delicate color. I don´t think pink is queer. Pink is a softer, less violent red. Pink is the sweet side of red. It's cotton candy and bubble gum and babies, especially little girls.

Both red and pink denote love but while red is hot passion, pink is romantic and charming. Use pink to convey playfulness (hot pink flamingoes) and tenderness (pastel pinks). Multiple shades of pink and light purple or other pastels used together maintain the soft, delicate, and playful nature of pink. Add strength with darker shades of pinks and purple and burgundy. While red stirs up passion and action, studies have shown that large amounts of pink can create physical weakness in people. Perhaps there is a tie-in between this physical reaction and the color's association with the so-called weaker sex.

What about pink combinations?. All shades of pink get sophisticated when combined with black or gray or medium to darker shades of blue. Medium to dark green with pink is also a sharp-looking combo. So, with pink, the design above. Enjoy.

I don´t like pasting bullshit videos on my webpage, and probably you will never see me doing this again (it fucks up the whole design, and i do not feel like doing some CSS for this). But, last Saturday in the Eurovision Song Contest 2006 , the whole Europe did something i feel proud about. I feel proud Europe made those girls representing us, representing Spain, to be in the last 4 positions, together with France, Israel and Malta. Smile, you are in Spain.

Long life to Lordi. Con dos cojones.

Within the last two weeks i have been playing around reading about "how to make a cake", and my head is full of funny sentences. Measure ingredients carefully, always use room-temperature, large eggs, unless recipes calls for other. Butter should be at room temperature. To calculate the width of the pan, measure across the top from inside edge to inside edge; shiny metal pans produce the best cakes; bake on center rack and don't allow pans to touch each other or wall of oven.

Unfrosted cakes can last up to 6 months if tightly wrapped. Frosted cakes should be placed, unwrapped on a foil lined cookie sheet, after this freeze until hard and then tightly wrap cake. Unwrap and then defrost in the refrigerator.

With some ingredients : Time, Macromedia Flash Adobe Flash (will never get used to this) and some music, i made my last cake you can see above. Enjoy.

Digital Playground contract girl Jana Cova gets one of her biggest releases to date with Celeste’s Hot Rod For Sinners, although the result is a mixed bag. The redeeming factor is that Jesse Jane makes an appearance in two hot scenes, but with Jana still being an all-girl performer and Celeste still giving viewers scenes that mute-out the sexual sounds of the talent, one wonders the appeal that Hot Rod For Sinners is going to have with couples/women and hardcore raincoaters alike.

Although the title itself doesn’t live up to some of Celeste’s previous efforts, the audio/video quality is once again top-notch (anamorphic widescreen and 5.1 Dolby), and the extras aren’t bad either – and includes 23 minutes worth of extended/deleted footage from two of the movie’s eleven sex scenes. A photo gallery, text bios for Jesse and Jana, and 10 trailers for other releases are also included on the DVD.

I’d like to recommend this one to Jesse Jane fans on the basis of her scene with Scott (which is great), but that alone probably isn’t worth a purchase. However, if you’re a die-hard fan of Jana’s, you’ll have plenty to watch on this release – just be aware that the girl/girl action might be a little “softer” than the kind of stuff you’re used to seeing in the typical Celeste vignette movie.

I am back. Forgot to renew the domain when i was down there in Dubai, so that's probably why you have seen this redirecting to directnic for the last 5 days. It was expiring on the 9th of May. Finally, i am back in Madrid.

Busy also with Cssmania and our 3003 screenshots; no matter the latest news in the CSS Showcases scene. Cssmania is not for sale.

Long time no talk about my daily work business trips, here in this blog of mine. Long time (considering we travel twice each three months) since my last home departure up to Sweden back in December last year. Wife was happy about it, she is not right now. Work takes me back to Dubai the day after tomorrow. 5 days outside home, back to Madrid on Tuesday next week.

Don´t expect too many updates within the next 5-7 days; i have more than enough with the cssreboot and the time consuming tasks updating one of my last projects you already know, Cssmania. Yay! . Being honest, I really don´t want to miss a single screenshot.